![]() ![]() “You are doing your readers a disservice with your hackery,” he said. ![]() ![]() ![]() Tom Wolfe overheard the conversation and became upset. “I already write 12 novels a year, and my loyal readers spend their money on all of them.” “That’s nothing,” James Patterson scoffed. “I could write ten novels a year, and my loyal readers would purchase every single one of them.” “I could write five novels a year,” Stephen King said, “and my readers would purchase every book, no matter how poorly they were written.” Stephen King, John Grisham, and James Patterson were hanging out at a coffee shop bragging about how loyal their readers were. So by default, these are the BEST JAMES PATTERSON JOKES EVER!!! The following James Patterson jokes might not be funny, but they are the only James Patterson jokes around (that I know of). Since very few authors have matched James Patterson’s achievements (I wasn’t sure whether or not to put quotation marks around “achievements”), no other author deserves to be honored with humor (or good-natured mockery) like James Patterson. It takes a lot of talent (and other traits) to “write” around 12 books a year. Wow, James Patterson has written a lot of books! Even without his co-authors, James Patterson has written more best-sellers than the average writer. If James Patterson doesn’t like these James Patterson jokes, he can hire some co-authors to write new ones. ![]()
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